Doing what I do

"I don't pretend to be Captain Weird. I just do what I do." -- Johnny Depp


This got me thinking......

Six Weird Things About Me:

1. Audrey Hepburn gives me the creeps.

2. I think most well-known 1900-1930 American writers -- Sinclair Lewis, Theodore Dreiser, Sherwood Anderson, e.g. -- are banal and greatly overrated.

3. I fell asleep in Das Boot three times and Out of Africa six times.

4. I think Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the most boring, Stepfordish couple since -- well, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston.

5. I would rather eat haggis than watch a Katie Couric interview.

6. I would rather watch a Katie Couric interview Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie about how they believe Sherwood Anderson would have critiqued Das Boot than listen to Joe Biden for more than four seconds.