Doing what I do
"I don't pretend to be Captain Weird. I just do what I do." -- Johnny Depp
This got me thinking......
Six Weird Things About Me:
1. Audrey Hepburn gives me the creeps.
2. I think most well-known 1900-1930 American writers -- Sinclair Lewis, Theodore Dreiser, Sherwood Anderson, e.g. -- are banal and greatly overrated.
3. I fell asleep in Das Boot three times and Out of Africa six times.
4. I think Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the most boring, Stepfordish couple since -- well, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston.
5. I would rather eat haggis than watch a Katie Couric interview.
6. I would rather watch a Katie Couric interview Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie about how they believe Sherwood Anderson would have critiqued Das Boot than listen to Joe Biden for more than four seconds.
1 Comments:
Joe Biden amply demonstrated his irrelevance on the February 1 Daily Show. I'm sure there's lots of good law firms in Dover or Wilmington that would pay him handsomely to generate a pittance by way of billable hours.
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